"Lindsay Lohan wears stolen fur as she slinks into her
ego-indulgent, mirrored cave where all she sees is herself.
She has an orgasm to her own reflection, then sleeps on
a pile of dead fur-bodies. Here comes 20-year PETA
veteran Bea Arthur to clean up that mess. Even as
a ghost, Bea kicks Lindsay’s syphilitic rump every time!