"Do Not Take My Coat"
September 1st, 2009
It’s the battle of the Century!¬¬ See glamorous stars of stage and screen, as well as high-born celebrities from Sunset Strip, engage in a titanic struggle! The lives and souls of innocent animals hang in the balance! Who will win?
Will it be the Hideous Fur Hags: Heidi Klum, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Sharon Stone, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Nicole Ritchie, The Olson Twins, or Sarah Palin? These solipsistic uber-wenches will stop at nothing to indulge their fleeting beauty. They drape themselves in the bloody carcasses of slaughtered innocents, brutally skinned alive so that these “flavors of the week” can feel the soft fur on their hollow teets, in order to satisfy their blood-thirst for tawdry fashion and cheap adoration.
Or will it be the Glorious Fur Foes: (the ghost of) Anna Nicole Smith, Pamela Anderson, Charlize Theron, Christina Applegate, Kathy Najimy, (the ghost of) Bea Arthur, Ellen Degeneres, Melissa Rivers, The Barbi Twins, or superman Dennis Kucinich? These courageous guardians of the innocent fight for the abolishment of the torture dungeons where the skins of animals are ripped from living torsos! Will their cries for freedom be heard? Which side will win, and rule the universe? Sit back and watch in amazement as the stars duke it out in “Fur Hags Rip My Flesh!”
(Special guest appearances by Christina Ricci and Liza Minnelli, who battle themselves in a spiritual war of good vs. evil!)
